Do you want a god that leaves a voicemail?

This morning I passed a tour bus with 411god.net plastered on the side, “do you ever wish God would call you and tell you what to do?” was scribbled in a hipster font underneath the logo, so I had to come home and check it out.
If you’ve ever thought about putting God on hold, now is your chance. 411god.net will call you (morning, mid-day or afternoon) and give you a daily dose of deity. Professionally recorded, 411God.com will read you Bible verses geared to give you confidence in yourself.
Here’s an excerpt from the site.
What if God came to you? What if He helped you know what to do? What if He gave you confidence about your future? How ’bout if He called you on your cell? Would ya answer?
God speaks. He wrote a book and He wants you to know it….Here’s a chance for you to get it on your terms.
Here’s a voicemail from God
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Simple. Convenient. Understandable. Life Changing.
Just to repeat – “Here’s a chance for you to get it on your terms.”
This is American christianity at it’s best (or worst). It’s lazy, self-centered and takes God’s Word out of context. I love (/sarcastic) their logo. It emanates ”You’ve been holding the key to success the whole time- it’s your phone”
UGHH…
The church doesn’t need more help to alienate her from God. We’re prone to whoredom; and if knowing God’s Word is knowing God, we’ve made Him a distant relative we send to voicemail when we’re busy.
I’m not going to list all the things I think are wrong with this service but don’t fall for a god that leaves a voicemail, we have enough of those already.
God has made Himself known through creation ,”the heavens declare the glory of God, and the sky above proclaims his handiwork. Day to day pours out speech, and night to night reveals knowledge” and “All Scripture is breathed out by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for training in righteousness” (2 Timothy 3:16-17). 411God arrives to save the day because you’re too busy to really read the Bible arent you? Wouldn’t it be much more convenient for God to call you whenever you were ready? Why would you want to read the whole Bible just to get to the important verses? We’ll just call and tell you the verses you need to know.
Even if there is some merrit in 411god.net, the Bible is not merely some divine guidebook of disconnected text messages or voicemails and the church doesn’t need help turning God’s Word into something it’s not. Instead of the Bible being God’s story, 411God.net turns it into our daily dose of divine niceties that’ll give you confidence.
All these things my hand has made, and so all these things came to be, declares the LORD. But this is the one to whom I will look: he who is humble and contrite in spirit and trembles at my word. Isaiah 66:2
Clarification:
I’m not so much against the service that 411God provides (audio bible) but the assumptions that 411God makes about the Bible and what people really need… Here, take the call, it’s from God
what do you think?

I’m just asking, does the format on sunday mornings matter, or is it a non-issue?

